(Brebish Story)
This is another story obut Wanyad (The Clever Thieves )
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Everyone on Kaligangsa(Copper rivers) village knew the Dalban Family very sugih dunya. Dalban have a bojo Yukas and daughter Kunti. They paling rich and much property lives, so urip Dalban gawe jaelous people of Kaligangsa.
Oneday Dalban have a guest. The Guest is Wanyad, he introduce to Dalban Family with samaran names. Wanyad came to Dalban house at the afternoon, while Dalban have a rest on pekarangan.
Wanyad : I am nuwuuuunnn
Dalban : Hey, what is your aran and apa karepmu on here?
Wanyad : Tuwan Dalban my name is KUPINGMU, i just want to be guest on omahmu.
Dalban : Kupingmu? Oh it is strange aran, whatever lah... OK you will be my family guest tapi aja macem-macem nang my house ya!
Wanyad : Offcourse Tuwan...
After that Wanyad walk on to the house, on the middle steps he ketemu Yukas.
Yukas : Hey, who are you? And lagi apa kyeh on my house?
Wanyad : Excuse me lady, my name is TUMA, I am tamune Dalban, i want to numpang pipis.
Yukas : Tuma? Oh it is aneh names, monggo but do not macem-macem ya on the Bathroom!
After meet Tuma, Yukas going to her privat room. Than, at least five menit, Wanyad took a Kunti.
Kunti : Watch matamu! Sapa kowen? What do you want?
Wanyad : excuse me princess my name is CORO, i am Bapakmu guest, come to see keliling omah, something must I dandani.
Kunti : Hey, aja macem-macem, quick do your pegawean.
Like Yukas, Kunti is going to her privat room.
(At the last time, before go to Dalban house, Wanyad get moore information about kelakuane keluarga Dalban. Dalban Family is very stingy, peoples said that. So, Wanyad would to kasih pelajaran khusus)
The introduction time of Wanyad is lancar as sesuwe-utekke, Wanyad pamit to Dalban.
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Every night Dalban House was guarded by two lanangan awak gede, the guardian is sangar and sterek. At the night that has been designed by Wanyad, he come to Dalban House. Wanyad ora nganggo dark klambi, or masked, but use klambi batik like the kondangan person.
Guard : Hey, Who are kowen? And... what do you want?
Wanyad : Oh... inyong sorry, my name is DELENGENA BAE, i came becouse invited by Dalban your majikan.
Guard : Delengena Bae? Hmmm that is jerk names... monggo silahkan... but do not make a bad noise on the house...OK?
Wanyad : Iya Jon....
Wanyad silently the house, with ndingklik-ndinglik steps. First, Wanyad is entering Kunti's kodong.
As the designed by Wanyad, he take some expensive properties at Kunti room. At the same time Kunti knew that, she gemboran rosa nemen!
Kunti : Bapake!...Bapake.... ana Coro (cockroach) on my room, Bapake tulungiiiiii!
On that night Dalban have glelengan at the television rooms, he has hear Kunti voices. Then Dalban only saying to the Kunti :
Dalban : Geplak Bae Coro-ne with sandals, eben langsung dead!!
Dalban still lay his body up the klasa-pandan still watch television.
Like a lightning, Wanyad take a some steps and going to Yukas's room. On there Wanyad njukuti kalung, gelang, anting-antinge Yukas. Shocked Yukas, she is shouting very loudly!
Yukas : Dalbaaaaaannnn!...Dalbaannn... Cilaka...ana Tuma on my room!!!
The same respond, Dalban only say to Yukas unloudly.
Dalban : Pites bae tumane with your jempol, langsung modar! ah noisy nemen sih!!!??
Yukas : The Tuma is very Big, gede nemen sung dipites ora mati.....!!!
After Yukas shouted that, Dalban get shock, at the second he saw Wanyad have running out the house.
Dalban is running too, he want to catch Wanyad. So He give yeal to the guards.
Dalban : Cekellll Kupingmu!!!! Catch Kupingmuuuuu!!! Catch that kupingmu!!!!
Confused The Guards, about Dalban order. They only stand and catch the ears.
Dalban : Not that ears...goblok! Catch the running man at last minutes...!!!!..
The Guards : Oh... he was Delengena Bae (let him free) sir ?
Dalban : Guooblokkkkk, Catch Kupingmu!!!! Malah Delengena Bae.... Guabloks...!!!!
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Brebes, Mei 15 2010
